And my axe!

merlinstolethetardisfrombakerst: xxrayofsunshinexx: nightmarelo...

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 19:37:54 -0400

xxrayofsunshinexx:

nightmareloki:

mymiddlenameisotaku:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.

KAYLA. KAYLA. KAYLA. I FOUND THIS SHIT AGAIN. AJSEHGFUDKUGSHKDGHSDN

oh.

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!

forever reblog

tonie-y: vivalalina: stabitthroughandjustifyyourpride: myvoice...

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 19:27:07 -0400

tonie-y:

vivalalina:

stabitthroughandjustifyyourpride:

myvoiceisnowfoundiwillmakesound:

poppendulum:

thebombardier:

askbatts:

HOLY FUCK

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

ITS BACK

DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.

OH MY GOD

what even,

this is music

One day I hope to be able to write or compose something that I don’t crumple and shoot for the...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 08:10:17 -0500

One day I hope to be able to write or compose something that I don’t crumple and shoot for the trash ten minutes into the effort.

unsexual: omfg

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:43:20 -0500

unsexual:

omfg

Reblog if you love Twilight as much as Robert Pattinson.

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 07:37:28 -0500

fannishminded:

mypatronusisyou:

mrsweasley:

OH MY GOD SO MANY PEOPLE WILL NOT GET THIS AT ALL

I aspire to love it with as much enthusiasm and joy as he manages to bring to it.

im-thequeen-of-okay: sageoflogic: ancreatur: landofinkandglass...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 07:32:59 -0500

im-thequeen-of-okay:

sageoflogic:

ancreatur:

landofinkandglass:

whitefluffyhat:

TARDIS YOU ARE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.

TARDIS YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

TARDIS THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

TARDIS YOU GET BACK IN THIS HOUSE AND TAKE A COLD SHOWER AND SO HELP ME IF YOU DO NOT SOBER UP…

TARDIS YOU ARE GOING TO DRINK ALL THE COFFEE IN THE KITCHEN. AND I AM TAKING AWAY YOUR BOOZE. GOD DAMMIT.

“This is a revolution, dammit, we’re going to have to offend somebody.”

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 01:14:18 -0500

amazingatheist:

John Adams

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Sat, 25 Feb 2012 14:05:56 -0500

GOD DAMN IT

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 21:37:40 -0500

Ol Dirty Hank : Let me call you back in a bit, i'm gonna go take a shower.

Davey : What?

Ol Dirty Hank : I'm going to go take a shower.

Davey : You only shower when you're going to get laid..

Ol Dirty Hank : Not true.

Davey : Yes it fucking is, you're crustier than GG Allin most of the time.

Ol Dirty Hank : Psssh, not true. My hair is starting to dread lock, so I need to go pull it apart. It's not long enough to start locking yet.

Davey : So, c'mon. I'm your brother. You're gonna hang out with Kelsey tonight?

Ol Dirty Hank : DUDE. MY HAIR IS STARTING TO DREAD LOCK I'M JUST GONNA GO WASH IT MAN.

Davey : Fuckin' bull shit!

Ol Dirty Hank : YOU ARE ARGUING WITH ME OVER THE FACT THAT I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER. DAVEY. DAVEY, I AM NOT GETTING LAID TONIGHT. FOR GOD SAKE WHY WOULD I HIDE IT IF I WAS GOING TO GET LAID? I'D BE LIKE HEY FAGGOT WHILE YOU'RE SITTING AT HOME ALONE WITH YOUR DOG TONIGHT IMA GO GET LAID.

Davey : Fuck. You're right. You really are just washing your hair.

Ol Dirty Hank : JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT

"If I had five million pounds I’d start a radio station because something needs to be done. It would..."

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 12:35:24 -0500

““If I had five million pounds I’d start a radio station because something needs to be done. It would be nice to turn on the radio and hear something that didn’t make you feel like smashing up the kitchen and strangling the cat.””

- Joe Strummer (via rolandratrapping)

No.

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 23:28:53 -0500

antichrist-superuser:

Chemistry Cat puns are not science jokes. Knowing the names of elements on the Periodic Table does not make you smart.

Fucking thank you.

A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:18:44 -0500

A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words:

Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
Autolatry - The worship of one’s self.
Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling.
Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue.
Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.
Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.
Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
Agelast - A person who never laughs.
Wanweird - An unhappy fate.
Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground.
Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
Malapert - Clever in manners of speech.
Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm.
Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out. 
Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.
Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

Doesn’t “baise” mean “fuck” or some similar in French?

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Sun, 19 Feb 2012 01:40:08 -0500

architectureblog: (via a cosy chalet | the style files)

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 01:36:18 -0500

architectureblog:

(via a cosy chalet | the style files)

"They say you gotta be saved in order to go to Heaven. The way I see it, you only gotta be yourself..."

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 04:04:39 -0500

“They say you gotta be saved in order to go to Heaven. The way I see it, you only gotta be yourself to go to Hell.”

- Marilyn Manson (via amazingatheist)

reblog if you're a "whatever the fuck I feel like posting" blog.

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:01:20 -0500

fuckyeahjareth:

Fuck yeah!

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Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:00:19 -0500

Defying belief.: Those who fear everything will do everything to make you fear them....

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:19:38 -0500

Defying belief.: Those who fear everything will do everything to make you fear them....:

amazingatheist:

Those who fear everything will do everything to make you fear them.

The deepest sorrows are the ones that seem to eminate from nowhere.

Action is a greater virtue than patience.

Most who long for life after death refuse to live the life they already have.

A virgin is the first to lecture…

reads social anxiety posts “Yep…yep…yep. Oh,...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:48:47 -0500

*reads social anxiety posts*
“Yep…yep…yep. Oh, I do that sometimes. Fuck, I hate it when that happens.”
*comes across this post*
“Oh, ye-

…What.”

It’s terrible that this is common enough to warrant a post.

micasaessucasa: elfa desk (by ooh_food)

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:19:49 -0500

micasaessucasa:

elfa desk (by ooh_food)

And my axe!

merlinstolethetardisfrombakerst: xxrayofsunshinexx: nightmarelo...

tonie-y: vivalalina: stabitthroughandjustifyyourpride: myvoice...

One day I hope to be able to write or compose something that I don’t crumple and shoot for the...

unsexual: omfg

Reblog if you love Twilight as much as Robert Pattinson.

im-thequeen-of-okay: sageoflogic: ancreatur: landofinkandglass...

“This is a revolution, dammit, we’re going to have to offend somebody.”

Photo

GOD DAMN IT

"If I had five million pounds I’d start a radio station because something needs to be done. It would..."

No.

A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words

Photo

architectureblog: (via a cosy chalet | the style files)

"They say you gotta be saved in order to go to Heaven. The way I see it, you only gotta be yourself..."

reblog if you're a "whatever the fuck I feel like posting" blog.

Photo

Defying belief.: Those who fear everything will do everything to make you fear them....

*reads social anxiety posts* “Yep…yep…yep. Oh,...

micasaessucasa: elfa desk (by ooh_food)

reads social anxiety posts “Yep…yep…yep. Oh,...