One day I hope to be able to write or compose something that I don’t crumple and shoot for the trash ten minutes into the effort.
OH MY GOD SO MANY PEOPLE WILL NOT GET THIS AT ALL
I aspire to love it with as much enthusiasm and joy as he manages to bring to it.
TARDIS YOU ARE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
TARDIS YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
TARDIS THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
TARDIS YOU GET BACK IN THIS HOUSE AND TAKE A COLD SHOWER AND SO HELP ME IF YOU DO NOT SOBER UP…
TARDIS YOU ARE GOING TO DRINK ALL THE COFFEE IN THE KITCHEN. AND I AM TAKING AWAY YOUR BOOZE. GOD DAMMIT.
Let me call you back in a bit, i'm gonna go take a shower.
I'm going to go take a shower.
You only shower when you're going to get laid..
Yes it fucking is, you're crustier than GG Allin most of the time.
Psssh, not true. My hair is starting to dread lock, so I need to go pull it apart. It's not long enough to start locking yet.
So, c'mon. I'm your brother. You're gonna hang out with Kelsey tonight?
DUDE. MY HAIR IS STARTING TO DREAD LOCK I'M JUST GONNA GO WASH IT MAN.
Fuckin' bull shit!
YOU ARE ARGUING WITH ME OVER THE FACT THAT I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER. DAVEY. DAVEY, I AM NOT GETTING LAID TONIGHT. FOR GOD SAKE WHY WOULD I HIDE IT IF I WAS GOING TO GET LAID? I'D BE LIKE HEY FAGGOT WHILE YOU'RE SITTING AT HOME ALONE WITH YOUR DOG TONIGHT IMA GO GET LAID.
Fuck. You're right. You really are just washing your hair.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT